Well, um, this may not be the best timing for this guy, considering that whole Carlos Zambrano not allowing a hit business last night against the Astros. But there was a goat suspiciously hanging around Chicago at the end of last week, and our cameras just happened to catch it all. (Because as we all know, that’s totally the reason the Cubs haven’t won the World Series in 100 years: the curse of the Billy Goat. Nothing to do with the on-field performance, of course.)

I’m surprised how well this goat knew the city; perhaps I’ll hire her as a tour guide next time she comes around.