Indispensible Dating Advice From Texas Tech Coach Mike Leach

By Eamonn Brennan

Aw, hey little guy. New to the dating scene? Yet to have your pride, and your soul, and whatever part of the brain it is that processes the concept of “love” shredded like bones in a wood chipper? Good. Because Texas Tech football coach Mike Leach — he of the ridiculous passing offense and cupcake schedule — has some advice for you:

The cool coffee shop idea is tremendous. Nothing says first date like dumping a venti iced vanilla latte down your gullet and hoping for the best. Sometimes the caffeine makes you funny. Other times it just makes you shake like a crackhead.

Welcome to dating!

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