+ A football player has tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug. Shocking! {Sports By Brooks.}

+ Frand Deford, the South and SEC football. {Everyday Should Be Saturday.}

+ Frank Caliendo has forgotten Vin Scully is still breathing. {Big League Stew.}

Quotable:

“If you happen to live in the same television viewing area as me, do not be surprised if you turn on your local 11 o’clock news one night, and you see raw video footage of me standing outside of a Subway restaurant that’s engulfed in flames, with a can of gasoline at my feet, while I hurl Molotov cocktails at the building and scream, “FIVE … FIVE DOLLAR … FIVE DOLLAR FOOT-LOOOOOOOOONG.” (Note: I will not be wearing that sweatshirt.)” – MJD of Shutdown Corner on those Subway commercials during NFL games