Red Sox Fans Feel the Heat of the Tampa Tasers (Or, ‘Tastes Like Burning: Part Deux’)

By Will Brinson

What is it with Tampa Bay and tasers? (And man o’ man would that be a way cooler name than Rays?) Seriously, you roll down to Florida and hit up a Rays game, or just hang out in that city, and it almost seems like you’re bound to get mini-electrocuted. Which is lame.

Particularly if you’re there to watch the team you’ve rooted for all your life*, the Boston Red Sox, take out those upstart Rays. And then they didn’t. And then you got tased by Tampa security. Via Fenway West:

I tend to think of taser guns like real guns. Only with less bullets and death potential. See … just because they don’t kill isn’t an excuse to bust one out every time someone starts misbehaving. Because at this point, the Tampa police are starting to look like they got trained in South Park.

*Probably not

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