We’re learning all sorts of things about Derrick Rose these days. For example: He’s still pretty good at basketball. Last night, Rose scored 30 points off the bench, which means that a) he could actually be as good as everyone thinks and b) if Vinny Del Negro were Scott Skiles, he’d be convinced Rose needs to come off the bench all the time now. Let’s hope Vinny figures it out.

Another thing we’re learning about Derrick Rose: His tattoos are wild. From The Howeva Files comes this close-up shot of Rose’s left-arm. I believe that’s some sort of evil warrior wizard:

The Howeva Files believes that lettering says “Poodini.” Like Houdini, but for poop. Um … cool? I guess?

UPDATE: Apparently, Rose’s grandma nicknamed him “Pooh” because he likes sweets and looked yellow and chubby as a child. That still doesn’t explain the whole Poodini sorcerer dude, though.