Hey, sometimes you just have to do it. You know, “it.” I’m talking about s-e-x, people. You could be on a plane, the back seat of your parent’s car, sitting at your cubicle, at your grandma’s funeral … sometimes, that mood just strikes, and there is nothing you can do to stop it. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

There is a problem with some of this, though. The law could come after you.

The call came out early in the third quarter Sunday to investigate numerous complaints of a commotion in a ladies’ restroom across from Section 336 in Ralph Wilson Stadium.

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It didn’t take security officers long to figure out the cause of what police later called a “public disturbance” in the restroom.

A woman, law enforcement officials said Monday, was having sex with her boyfriend in a bathroom stall.

The couple was arrested, two of 37 people arrested at the stadium by Orchard Park police and Erie County sheriff’s deputies before, during and after Sunday’s Bills-Jets game.

Whatever. I’m sure it was worth it.

(Gracias, Sports by Brooks.)