Tiger Woods Is Taking Some Time Off From Golf To Play Baseball At NC State

By Will Brinson

This news comes from one of the brilliant investigative journalism of “The Piler” at this little site called “Brahsome” and it’s pretty freaking amazing. (You may also notice that it’s already been featured in “Lost Time”, but you really need to see the picture and you don’t want to waste your clicks on those lazy pseudo-hippie-nerds over there.)

Anywho, the point being is that the gentleman featured on the bottom left of the above picture is very clearly and very obviously Tiger Woods. (RIGHT? I MEAN COME ON.) And he has just signed on to play college baseball at my (almost) alma mater North Carolina State University. What does this mean?

Actually it means nothing, since the fella is really named Marlon Mitchell. Yes, that’s right. No relation to Mr. Woods at all. Sadly. On the bright side, he still does a better impersonation than Frank Caliendo.

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