Were it revealed to me that the Chicago Bears thrashed the Green Bay visitor locker room this past Sunday after being utterly and totally humiliated, I wouldn’t be that surprised. If you told me that Brian Urlacher upper-decked every single toilet in the bathroom, I wouldn’t be in the least bit shocked.

So it should really come as no surprise that someone on the Bears may have punched a giant hole in the wall of the locker room. Conveniently, this hole is indeed the size of a fist.

All that’s known is the hole wasn’t there following the previous home game on Oct. 19 against the Indianapolis Colts, but it was there after the Chicago Bears vacated the room following Sunday’s 37-3 victory by the Packers.

“There is a hole in one of the walls of the visiting locker room,” said Aaron Popkey, the team’s manager of corporate communications. “We’re not certain how it occurred, but it would appear it took place over the weekend.”

Well played, Mr. Popkey. Well played. You see, sir, I too am a fan of the subtleties of semi-sarcasm, and in the words of my good friend Richard: That’s good, because I’m laying it on pretty thick right now.

But what can the Packers really do at this point? As E mentioned, the Bears have been somewhat exposed; they at least appear to be attempting to discover an identity at a pretty poor time for any real soul searching, and the Packers depansted them to the tune of 37-3. (Again, 37-3.)

As far as I’m concerned, humiliating a mortal enemy is way better paying some dude 200 bucks to fix a cement block. But that’s just me.

Via FanHouse