Larry Hughes, Go Back To The Bench, And Please Be Quiet

By Eamonn Brennan

Last night, the Bulls got murdered. Last night, Larry Hughes played relatively limited minutes (21 of them, to be precise). If you ask me, or basically anybody who cares about basketball in the slightest, “limited minutes” is too many for Hughes, because he’s not a very good professional basketball player. He takes bad shots, he’s not a great defender, and he takes really, really, really bad shots. All the time.

Unfortunately, Larry has made a correlation in his mind between “Larry not playing enough” and “Bulls getting murdered.” Oh, goody:

“I don’t want to play like this,” Hughes said. “I’m not comfortable with 15-20 minutes. Something has to change. You have to understand that situation and I do,” Hughes said. “We have a lot of guys at one position. Somebody has to come off the bench and you accept that role. But I’m not expecting 15-20 minutes, and I don’t want to deal with that.”

“We all understood the situation going in,” he said. “I want to give it a little time, but being put in a situation not to succeed doesn’t do me or the team any good.”

Larry. Real talk. You are not as good as you think you are. You’re that awkward, crappy guy at open gym who, for whatever reason, thinks he’s really good, and alienates an entire court of eager basketball players in the meantime. You are self-deluded. You don’t command minutes. You waste possessions. You don’t defend. Your arm sleeve-sweater-thing is utterly ridiculous. You take horrible shots. SOMEONE NAMED A WEB SITE AFTER YOUR BAD SHOTS. IT WAS QUITE POPULAR DESPITE ITS INCREDIBLY LONG URL.

Christ, Larry. Figure it out. You’re the only one that hasn’t.

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