Actually, more like: “Two Weeks Ago In Rugby Fights,” because that’s when this little bout happened between Scotland and Fiji occurred in a Rugby League World Cup match.

Sure, it’s not very long, but slo-mo replays after the fight in the above video have taught me one thing: If either of these men so much as laid a finger on me, I’d start crying and run home to mommy.

And plus, I prefer to do my fighting in video games. It takes much less effort and the only injury I risk is thumb cramps.

(Gracias Busted Coverage, With Leather.)