The Plaxico Burress Shooting, As Interpreted By Dorm Kids
Every morning, after I brush my teeth and put some pants on, I sit down at the computer and do a YouTube search for “plaxico burress dumb.” Well, today was my lucky day, because I found this haunting re-enactment of Burress’ accidental self-shooting. He’s all right, folks! Time for the privileged college kids of the world to take him to task!
A few things that we are to understand after watching this video: 1. The club in which Plaxico Burress was hanging out looks like a Purdue dorm room. 2. He was hanging out with the RZA, who apparently is just a skinny white kid, and the GZA, who apparently is a white kid in a Suns jersey. 3. Is that a Collective Soul poster? 4. The segment from 0:23 onward is something you cannot unsee.
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