If there’s one place I haven’t yet tried out that’s been an intriguing addition down in the Loop, it’s Berry Chill. (Perhaps if I didn’t freeze my face off this morning, I would be more inclined to try their frozen yogurt sometime soon.)

But, as you can see in the above commercial (which features our very own Sarah Spain behind the counter), Devin Hester knows what the deal is. All I have to do is get a robotic feature added to my eyes, one in which I can see all and know all and I should be good to go.

I hope my health insurance covers that.