Dikembe Mutombo, Tall Man Who Has Blocked Many Shots, Returning To The Rockets

By Ryan Corazza

Many awesome things about the Rockets signing Dikembe Mutombo for the rest of the year:

1) He’s 42. That’s old for any professional athlete. Good for him.

2) He’s again backing up Yao Ming. I like to imagine him and Yao playing parcheesi on the team plane for serious money. And then donating said money to Mutombo’s efforts in Democratic Republic of Congo.

3) “Who wants to sex Mutombo!?!?”

4)

Yup, that should just about do it.

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on December 30th, 2008
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