Well, not really. But he’d like to. Via CSTB:

Bill Romanowski said he sent Broncos owner Pat Bowlen a lengthy PowerPoint presentation touting his credentials and outlining the fresh ideas he would bring to the job. “For Pat to do something like this, it would take him being a visionary, thinking outside the box,” said Romanowski, whose coaching experience includes helping with his son’s football team. “Him hiring me, it’s a longshot. I understand that. I know that.”

Yes, you read that blockquote correctly. (You are reading the blockquotes, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU?) Bill Romanowski, one of the worst human beings ever to grace a football field, a known steroid-and-whatever-else user, dude who broke some  guy’s face in a practice drill one time — that Bill Romanowski — put together a Power Point presentation in the hopes of winning the Denver Broncos head coaching job. I keep reading that sentence, and it keeps being funny.

Anyway, put aside his personality for a second. Romanowski has never coached before, in any capacity, at any level. The Broncos would have to be absolute idiots, morons — the absolute sporting dreck of the Earth — to devalue their franchise by hiring a coach with literally no …

I’m sorry. I’ve said too much.