Take heed, peon. Is thouest ignorant of the greatness of thy Lord and Master, King James? Does thou doubt his propensity to want to be a Global Icon? Does thou wishest he would just stick to playing basketball, because he’s really really mind-blowingly face-meltingly good at that, and only marginally good at his numerous other pursuits? Thouest slanderest thy king! WHY AM I EVEN WRITING LIKE THIS? Lack of sleep, tis why.

Anyway, LeBron is going to broadcast the rookie-sophomore game with Kevin “My GOODNESS” Harlan. Woo-ha:

Perennial NBA All-Star LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers, a participant in the 2004 and 2005 T-Mobile Rookie Challenge, will join TNT’s Kevin Harlan (play-by-play), Kenny Smith (analyst) and Craig Sager (reporter) as part of the network’s telecast of the 2009 T-Mobile Rookie Challenge & Youth Jam on Friday, Feb. 13 at 9 p.m. ET.

OK, OK, when I was speaking in pidgin Olde English earlier, I didn’t mean what I said. I kind of like it when LeBron does his other media-storm stuff. This? This is kind of interesting. I’ll bite, TNT. I’ll bite.

Oh, and can you bring Charles Barkley back soon? This has gone on long enough. Thanks.

Your friend,
Eamonn