No One On The Corner Has Swagger Like Dre Kirkpatrick
So, National Letter of Intent Day was today, the kind of day where young, impressionable high school football players make old men very happy. Letters of intent are inked, ensuring these kids can make the school a lot of money, and in turn, the university provides them with cash, women, apartments, cars a good education.
Anyways, Spencer Hall was on the lookout all day for the best signee this afternoon. And he presents us with Dre Kirkpatrick, who had the line of the day. Observe:
Yes, you heard and saw that right. Kirkpatrick hit the Texas hat aside while saying: “This hat here? It ain’t got no swagger,” and then he unwrapped like 30 things and put on an Alabama hat, which actually looks more like a Braves hat. Why would he put on a cap that looks more like a Braves hat, instead of the clearly-defined Alabama hat sitting right in front of him?
I really don’t care. Because this is just fantastic.
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