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Dwight Howard’s Pregame Ritual? He Takes A Dump.

By Ryan Corazza

During yesterday’s shootaround at the United Center, our own Jillian Jesk caught up with Magic center Dwight Howard.

He talked about his pregame ritual. It involves taking a dump. As he puts it: “It’s releasing all the bad stuff out of my body, so when I play only the good stuff comes out.”

Rather poetic, don’t we think?

Posted at 12:17 pm
on February 25th, 2009
Tags: Crap, Dwight Howard, NBA, Orlando Magic, Video

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Aaron 11 months ago 1 point
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I take a dump before work every day - why shouldn't he? I heard that Nate Robinson took one on his head after the slam dunk competition.

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Brian 11 months ago 1 point
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Better left unsaid by all.

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Mr. Turd 11 months ago 1 point
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I'm taking one right now while listening to him talk about taking one

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bob 11 months ago 1 point
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funny stuff

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Luis Alis 11 months ago 1 point
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I thought he put it rather elegantly. Other professional athletes lack such finesse. Watch Kimi Raikonnen if you don't believe me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HHUkHbgAtM

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hahaha. im sure its not only dwight. that was cool that he admitted it in an interview. :))

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I'm taking one right now while listening to him talk about taking one

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I take a dump before work every day - why shouldn't he? I heard that Nate Robinson took one on his head after the slam dunk competition.

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He talked about his pregame ritual. It involves taking a dump. As he puts it: “It’s releasing all the bad stuff out of my body, so when I play only the good stuff comes out.”

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I take a dump before work every day - why shouldn't he? I heard that Nate Robinson took one on his head after the slam dunk competition.

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He talked about his pregame ritual. It involves taking a dump. As he puts it: “It’s releasing all the bad stuff out of my body, so when I play only the good stuff comes out.”

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That someone like myself — who isn’t as good as the top-ranked eaters — can do this this is going to send everyone into a frenzy. And it’s going to be great for the sport in general.

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I haven't seen this video before, really interesting ...

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He talked about his pregame ritual. It involves taking a dump. As he puts it: “It’s releasing all the bad stuff out of my body, so when I play only the good stuff comes out.”

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i always do it on company time...

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The campus and the coaches are what really stood out in my mind. I just really liked the talk I had with them and I enjoyed it. They showed me around everything, arena, and weight room we also talked with the academic advisers.

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