Jay Cutler Keeps Chicago Quarterbacks Internet Relevant

If there is one thing I will miss from the dearly departed quarterbacking duo of Rex Grossman and Kyle Orton, it’s their greater existence as Internet memes. Grossman was not just a Bloomington, Indiana kid who had an arm that lead him to Florida and eventually the Bears. No, he was the Sex Cannon, and he was going to throw it downfield. Always.

Kyle Orton was not just a Purdue product who managed games for the Bears instead of actually playing the position. No, he was the Neckbeard. He was the dude that once you Google image searched him, it’s all Jack Daniels, all the time. He was the Deadspin Hall of Fame inductee.

With Jay Cutler, I feared that was all gone. But no, I was wrong. Both Page Six and Gawker are reporting Cutler was canoodling with Internet fameball Julia Allison over the weekend at Chicago’s own Club Hub 51. As the photo accompanying this post also shows, Greg Olsen was hanging out with them as well. (If you don’t know who Allison is, this Wired cover story is a good place to start. I admit to knowing an unhealthy amount about her.)

So yes, Cutler hasn’t even taken a snap for the Bears yet, and he’s already hanging out on the town with the poster child for Internet fame — a blog-worthy meme for literally any site that covers the Web, gossip, technology … you name it.

Jay Cutler, relevant after all, yall!

First spotted at KSK.

Posted at 3:00 pm
on April 14th, 2009
Tags: Chicago Bears, Greg Olsen, Jay Cutler, Julia Allison, Kyle Orton, NFL, Rex Grossman

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Stroke Treatment 4 months ago 2 points
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I think these guys are just simply spending too much time on the internet. They should spend the time to improve their game.

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juliaallison 10 months ago 1 point
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it's hub 51. not club 51. or studio 54.

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Behind the Hype 10 months ago 1 point
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I'm personally proud to say I've never heard of Julia Allison.

Hopefully with a real QB, da Bears will make the playoffs and actually produce some legit offense to back up that D.

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hmm, me too, who is julia allison? bears is awesome

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I think most sport stars do twitter themselves. They need to stay relevant with technology.

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I agree with you...they shout spend some more time over the social sites.. :)

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Some good points raised in that post. Will be back to check for more.

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I hope they are doing well or they will be punished for their time wasted on the internet.

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Spending long time in internet is not a bad idea but if there are important things to do the surfing on the net it would be better to do it first.

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So yes, Cutler hasn’t even taken a snap for the Bears yet, and he’s already hanging out on the town with the poster child for Internet fame —

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Hopefully with a real QB, da Bears will make the playoffs and actually produce some legit offense to back up that D.

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Grossman was not just a Bloomington, Indiana kid who had an arm that lead him to Florida and eventually the Bears. No, he was the Sex Cannon, and he was going to throw it downfield. Always.

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Type your comment here.So yes, Cutler hasn’t even taken a snap for the Bears yet, and he’s already hanging out on the town with the poster child for Internet fame

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So yes, Cutler hasn’t even taken a snap for the Bears yet, and he’s already hanging out on the town with the poster child for Internet fame

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So yes, Cutler hasn’t even taken a snap for the Bears yet, and he’s already hanging out on the town with the poster child for Internet fame — a blog-worthy meme for literally any site that covers the Web, gossip, technology

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What?!! A NFL quarterback was seen in a club drinking and partying with women?? Can't believe it!
Frankly speaking, I was drinking last Friday too. Why doesn't the press write an article about me?
The only bad thing- I've heard he isn't supposed to be drinking, because of the diabetes.

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So yes, Cutler hasn’t even taken a snap for the Bears yet, and he’s already hanging out on the town with the poster child for Internet fame — a blog-worthy meme for literally any site that covers the Web, gossip, technology … you name it.

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So boo on James (and Kevin Garnett) for throwing that crap into the air. And kudos to Bryant, who gets his and bends at the waist to lower his hands toward the floor, discreetly dispersing it with slow claps that keep it out of harm’s way.

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I think most sport stars do twitter themselves. Spending long time in internet sometimes is not a bad idea.

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Kyle Orton was not just a Purdue product who managed games for the Bears instead of actually playing the position.i hope they are properly utilizing their time in internet.
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