Ken Griffey Finally Fulfills ‘Hit It Here’ Prophecy
Remember when Ken Griffey, Jr. was the best player at baseball ever, and you were a little kid then and so you loved him irrationally? He had earrings. He wore his hat backwards whenever possible. He flew around the outfield at a rate not seen since Willie Mays. And he was in this awesome commercial, which lives on now as a nostalgic relic of our misbegotten youth:
Of course you remember. Now feast your eyes on this unembeddable video from last night (grr, MLB.com), wherein Ken Griffey, Jr. fulfilled his horrifying destiny. The only difference is that instead of a fan-made sign, Griffey’s “hit it here” target was a Subway net promising $25,000. I want $25,000 worth of Subway. What time is it? Is it lunch time yet? What was I talking about again?



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