Want this guy?

It can be yours. For super serious. Via the NBCs, Steiner Auctions is auctioning off Notre Dame’s football stadium’s old scoreboard to one very lucky bidder. The opening bid is at $1,988. As far as I know, Touchdown Jesus is not for sale.

It would be easy to ridicule Notre Dame in some fashion here — because that’s always fun to do — but I’m going to refrain in this instance. If I had the chance to own a huge scoreboard from a stadium I loved and was able to display it somewhere within the confines of my place, I would definitely do it.

Only problem is this: I’m currently a renter in an apartment. Also, this thing is 40 feet in width. Also, I’m not aware of U.S. Cellular Field auctioning off its scoreboard anytime soon.

But I would definitively put that thing on the roof of my house someday.