Lost Time Is Not Found Again is what the MPS blog crew has been reading today. Maybe. One month till the Fourth of July.

+ Jeff Pearlman in the most embarrassing video of all time. {Jeff Pearlman.}

+ Tim Floyd has had just about enough of his players leaving. {The Dagger.}

+ The Bulls’ team doctor has won the distinguished title of NBA Physician of the Year. {Bulls by the Horns.}

+ Draft coverage, FreeDarko style. {FreeDarko.}

+ Non-sports: Conan’s new set looks like Super Mario. {Serious Lunch.} David Carradine, dead at 72. {San Jose Mercury News.}

Quotable:

“Wassup, everybody. I’m Kevin Garnett and I have a list of promises. First, I promise y’all that we’re gonna win the NBA title in 2010 and 2011. Write. It. Down. Anything is possible.

That’s why I’m not done making promises.

I promise I will prove that Stan Van Gundy and Ron Jeremy are the same man.

I promise to make Bill Simmons write a column invoking a reference to something that occurred after 1992.

I promise to bring a toaster oven to life, impregnate it with my mind, and then smile as it feeds the people of Celtic Nation by spitting out an endless stream of perfectly heated Toaster Strudels.

I will turn Bear Grylls pee into Kool-Aid, so that when he drinks it on every episode of Man vs. Wild it tastes like delicious Sharkleberry Punch, and not urine.” – Spencer Hall spoofing KG