Here’s A Photo Of Mickey Mantle Smoking A Cigarette

By Eamonn Brennan

Last week, in honor of the Senate’s approval of a bill that would give the Food and Drug Administration regulatory power over cigarettes for the first time in U.S. history, the New York Times threw together a slideshow of old cigarette ads. If you’ve seen even one episode of “Mad Men” — literally, it’s in the series pilot, which you should run out and watch right now, go, flee — then you might not be surprised by the ads in question. But you will probably still be amused, if not shocked, by them.

All of the old nonsense is there. Camels stimulate your “t-zone,” which isn’t even really a thing. “More doctors smoke Brand X than any other.” Your dentist apparently wants you to have yellow, rotting teeth. And so on. My favorite, though, and why I’m even writing this post, is because Mickey Mantle is featured not once but twice, and that greatly amuses me. To wit:

To Mantle’s credit, he looks awfully dapper there. I want to go back in time and be him, just for a few minutes, just to see how it feels. I might put some of Halloween’s leftover Brylcreem in my hair, have a cigarette, and hold a baseball for a few minutes. See if anything happens.

Anyway, the point of this post is that professional athletes used to smoke cigarettes before anyone knew cigarettes were bad for you, because people were stupid in the 1940’s and 1950’s, until Bob Dylan invented music. And now you know.

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