Life is never fair. You work hard, you do your best, and then you come home from the most miserable post office experience of your life — my paychecks from the last two weeks are definitely in the mail somewhere, it’s just that they don’t know where, exactly, which is helpful — and you read a blog post like this. And then death-by-alcohol becomes a suddenly viable option:

The 72 x 160-foot LED wall at the center of the new Cowboys Stadium is certainly impressive enough when it’s showing game highlights or concert footage, but no giant screen ever truly earns its credentials until it’s been put to some real use: playing video games. Thankfully, Jonas Brothers video director Steve Fatone somehow pulled himself away from concert preparations to do just that earlier this week, and apparently became the first person to ever play Xbox 360 on the display in the process.

Yes, the first person to play video games on the most awesomest screen of all time wasn’t that screen’s owner, Jerry Jones, or someone more qualified, like Steve Wiebe. Nope. It was the dude who directs videos for the Jonas Brothers. This is what a life of disguising sex as virtue and selling it to teenage girls apparently gets you. Like I said: not fair.