Lost Time Is Not Found Again is What the MPS blog crew has been reading today. Maybe.

+ Jose Canseco is going to fight a wing-eating champion. {The Sporting Blog.}

+ Mark Wahlberg’s first pitch hits a fan in the butt. {NESW Sports.}

+ ESPN will add some new technology to the home run derby this year. {Awful Announcing.}

+ Paying tribute to Joe Sakic. {Puck Daddy.}

+ Why Bruno is bad for the gay community. {Salon.} Some perspective on Google’s OS. {Fake Steve Jobs.}

Quotable:

“I’ll tell you why it works. It’s the reason why USA Today worked. It’s the reason why people want to see the ticker on ESPN. [People] don’t want large bites. Give me a small bite; make it fast, I’ll see what it is, I’ll laugh and I’ll move on to something else.” – John Calipari on Twitter