And Now For Some Irrational, Irresponsible, Uninformed Speculation On Bobby Jenks’ Future

By Andrew Reilly

With Bobby Jenks going the way of the rest of the 2009 White Sox season - large, slow, injured, finished - the real fun now turns to playing everyone’s favorite game: What’s next?

Jenks has long been the subject of trade rumors (anyone remember when he was headed to the Mets?) but with the star closer due for a raise this winter and the Sox already committing gobs of money elsewhere, history suggests the Good Guys suddenly have to make a very important decision. Never one to shy away from wild guesses and weird ideas, allow me to be your guide into the future:

Scenario A: The Sox just make it easy and give the man his money.

Now this would just make sense, wouldn’t it? Everyone wants to say Matt Thornton could be a closer, but Thornton, a 32-year-old power pitcher, would not be a long-term solution nor would there even be any reason to think his 8th-inning greatness would automatically translate into 9th-inning dominance; this would be like saying that, because he can play left field, Scott Podsednik can also play center. Which he can’t. And because Pods is not a true center fielder, the Sox should therefore offer Jenks a new deal.

Scenario B: Trade him while they can.

Closers are a valuable commodity, and Jenks has delivered the goods the past few seasons as well as most anyone (and better than all but a few). At the same time, quite a few teams - the Cubs, Indians, Rays to name three - have been done in by ineffective door-slammers, meaning a healthy market for someone of Jenks’ ability (and cost) still exists. Then again, a healthy market for bullpen help always exists.

(The Cubs, coincidentally, are also always terrible. Perhaps these facts are related.)

Scenario C: Sign Jenks to a long-term deal.

Yes, because large, injury-leaning power pitchers are a good bet to remain both healthy and powerful for many years. Obviously. Why haven’t they done this already? Can you tell I’m being serious? Because I’m being serious.

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