Here’s some charming video to start your Wednesday morning:

Yes, that’s a 34-year-old drunk dude at this past weekend’s Hamilton vs. Calgary Canadian Football League game treating the goal post like a stripper pole. I have seen streakers, I have seen ripping down the goal post, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dude with a painted face pull off a maneuver such as this.

You sir, are a rebel. A rebel with a cause. Which I guess was to act a fool and then get arrested. Congrats!

HT: Busted Coverage