Marisa Miller Set To Embarrass Derrick Rose Tomorrow
Victoria’s Secret is opening up a new store on Michigan Avenue. (I’ve always wanted to know … what is her secret? I bet she was in the KGB. Or maybe she once saw a dead body on the side of the road and didn’t tell anyone about it.)
And, as some sort of marketing ploy, Marisa Miller (bow chica bow wow) will be attending Bulls practice at the Berto Center tomorrow to present Derrick Rose with a “What’s Sexy Now Chicago Athlete” nomination. He’s up against Brian Urlacher and Patrick Kane. Get your vote on here.
Is it just me, or did Victoria drop the ball here? I mean, has she seen the sexiness of Vinny Del Negro’s hair, or the talk, dark handsomeness of Brad Miller?
Anyway, I’m envisioning Miller showing up in something like she’s wearing in the above photo (don’t stare too long; you’ll burn your eyes out, son), and making a catwalk out of the court while the Bulls are mid-scrimmage. The team stops, jaws agape, as Miller present the nomination to Rose, which will miraculously heal his hurt ankle to 100 percent and have him ready for opening night.
What? You don’t think a woman like this could pull it off?
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