Time To Hand Out The Gold Medal For Best Olympic Quote

By Ryan Corazza

And it goes to, of all people, a bro with the name Odd, Norway’s Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset.

According to Sports Illustrated, here’s what he had to say about his silver medal performance in the men’s 4 x 10 relay. (That’s cross-country skiing, if you’re wondering. Because I was wondering.)

My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap and I f—– up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter Northhug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f—– up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man.

This man is my hero. That is all.

HT: SB Nation

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