It’s been about four months since I’ve had Taco Bell, namely because I realized I needed to start eating healthier if I wanted to live past the age of 30. (This excludes Friday and Saturday nights between the hours of one and four a.m. And then all the drinking I did before those hours. And also, various other times throughout the week. But yeah: close enough.)

However, considering Jason Bartlett was able to steal a base in Game 1 of the World Series, thus allowing everyone in America to grab a free taco at Taco Bell today, I decided to hoof it a few blocks — in 45-degree weather, no less! — to Taco Bell.

After the jump, see how it all went down. (It’s about as exciting and interesting as it sounds. Which is to say it’s not very exciting or interesting at all.)

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