So you know, Chicago Bears quarterback Kyle Orton is fully prepared to put the nail in the coffin on that “Starting Quarterback Gets More Ladies” stereotype that’s been haunting bloggers nerds for eons.

Yes, that Kyle Orton. The neckbeard wearing, Beam swizzling, short dump-pass completing football player that is leading the Chicago Bears this year. He’s popular with hot celebrities. Or skanky ones. Or … well, I’m not sure I’m allowed to go past “skanky,” even if we’re talking about Lindsay Lohan.

Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton — dubbed ‘’super-hot” by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player’s dance-floor moves.

I’m getting some mixed feeling here. First of all, I’m fairly certain I’m ready to live in a world where Orton is “super-hot” to a celebrity, even if it’s Lohan.

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