You may have heard the hilarious tale of Ozzie Guillen acquiring one of the “Ozzie Mows Wrigley Field” t-shirts outside the stadium today — E has chastised these sort of shirts in the past for their racist implications – and later joking: “I might cut lawns but I don’t stand in the rain selling t-shirts.”

Since I know everyone is just dying to see what one of these puppies look like, I had my buddy who sells shirts outside the stadium — crosstowntees.com! — snap a picture and send it along to me.

You’re welcome, Internet: